Hello Kitty : tellement kawaii !

Par Plume de style, vendredi 11 septembre 2009 à 09:14 :: Nouveautés :: #67 :: rss

Vous êtes une éternelle enfant ? Asssumez-le en adoptant la souris Hello Kitty. La figure fétiche des cours de récré, Hello Kitty, va enchanter les fillettes et les jeunes femmes qui refusent de grandir !

Cette année, plus que jamais, elle a envahi les cartables et colonisé les chambres. Maintenant la célèbre chatte Hello Kitty prend possession des souris ! La souris d'ordinateur Hello Kitty sera cette année le cadeau incontournable des fillettes, des jeunes ados et des moins jeunes.

Son célèbre design se passe de commentaires. A propos, connaissez-vous son histoire ?

Hello Kitty c'est pour les enfants, bien sûr, mais pas seulement ! De nombreux produits à son effigie ont été adoptés par les adultes. Créée par la styliste Ikuko Shimizu en 1974, Hello Kitty a aujourd'hui 35 ans mais ne fait pas son âge. Pour la petite histoire, bien qu'elle soit 100% japonaise, Hello Kitty habite à Londres, en Angleterre, avec ses parents et sa soeur jumelle, Mimmy. Elle a beaucoup d'ami(e)s, adore voyager, aime la musique, la lecture, manger de délicieux cookies et surtout se faire de nouveaux amis.

Hello Kitty a connu très vite un succès international, notamment après avoir été adoptée par les plus grandes stars : Mariah Carey, Cameron Diaz, Heidi Klum, Steven Tyler, Carmen Electra, Mandy Moore, et Nicky Hilton... Son style résolument kawaïi (mignon) a séduit tous les publics. On dit que son succès viendrait du fait que, n'ayant pas de bouche dessinée, elle pourrait représenter et partager avec vous toutes les émotions, une large palette d'émotions, dans lesquelles chacun peut se reconnaître.

Alors, convaincue ?

Pour couronner le tout, la souris Hello Kitty s'illumine lors de son utilisation, pour un effet encore plus mignon ! C'est un cadeau de fille qui fera plaisir à coup sûr, car Hello Kitty est décidément incontournable !

Alliant le design et la technologie, la souris hello Kitty est une souris filaire compatible mac et PC qui existe en noir, rose ou blanc. Facile d'utilisation : elle est Plug & Play et Garantie 2 ans.

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